Professor Faggot Q. Boredom ([info]aholl1225) wrote,
  • Mood: cheerful
  • Music: "Galvanize"--The Chemical Brothers




Tuesday:

Alyce and I went into the city for coffee and to do things, and we wanted to go buy our History teacher's office to get our grades, but no luck. He wasn't there. So we went to the computer lab for an hour or so, then went by Kaufland and then Restaurant zum Stern, where we ate yummy Italian food and I had tiramisu! Then we went home, and I spent the night reading Harry Potter and such. My asshole neighbor was playing his music really loud, so I didn't get to sleep around 3...Blah...

Wednesday:

I woke up around 11 or something...Then Alyce and I went into the city and got coffee...It's the first step of any day! Then we went to our history teacher's office and got our grades for last semester...A- and a B+ which we sort of kind of don't deserve but I was glad to get anyway...

Then it was time for the Great Shipping Adventure! We went to Argonnen and Tabea picked us and all of our baggage up and drove us to the post office. The lady behind the counter convinced us it would be easier/cheaper to tape and tie our lighter boxes together to get them in the 10-20 kilo range. So Tabea, Alyce, and I spent the next hour and a half on the floor wrestling with twine and packing tape. But it was worth it, I think collectively Alyce and I saved over €100!


After that, Tabea dropped us off at Argonnen again and I walked with Tara and Dietmar to Lidl to buy things. I got erm...things...Then Tara and I walked to the building-supply store across the street to get cigarettes. We came back to the dorm and Dietmar made sandwiches with his sandwich-maker.


Then I walked with Alyce to Burger King so she could get dinner, and I had a milkshake. I came back to my room, read a chapter of Harry Potter, then fell asleep until 3 AM...whoops...I already got my 6 hours of sleep and it is 4 AM...But I showered and am now chatting with Valerie and Scott. Wheeeeeee!

--My mom got a new job. Back in Cullman, so this means she won't be able to eat lunch with me at Klingler's any more. Booo. But, she is making more money and saving 2 hours of commuting time a day, so that is good...But I will miss eating turtle cheesecake with her!


--Britney Spears really, really should know better than to fuck with Johnny Depp. I mean, seriously.


Showing up at his movie premiere looking like hell and wearing a shirt that refers to her "baby hatch" (thanks for that term, E! Online!) as a golden ticket? She will be lucky to escape death. You know Johnny Depp has a trained squad of hit-ninjas that he will send to kill her once she drops her spawn. Her mansion will be in ruins and she and K.Fed will be gutted. The ninjas will take the babies formerly known as BitBit and Peanut Jr. to Paris to be raised by Mr. Depp and Vanessa Paradis, where they will rename the twins Celestine and Jean-Marc, and they will play polo and take dance lessons instead of eating Cheetohs and going frog-gigging.
--Speaking of Mr. Depp and the new version of "Charlie and the Chocolate Factory," I think the movie looks like a big pile of ass. All I have seen so far have been stills, but my God, what did they do to Johnny Depp? He looks like a blood-drinking transsexual.


--Mrs. Bush Seeks to Empower African Women. Hi, Mrs. Bush. I would like to say a couple of things: If you want to empower African women, start by having your husband give more to his AIDS initiative than the $15 billion over 5 years. We spend $3 billion dollars a year trying to end an epidemic that affects the entire world, but spend $87 billion in a couple of months to bomb and then rebuild a country that did nothing to us? Priorities, eh? And have your husband reduce, if not downright cancel, the crippling debt that is facing African countries today. Seriously. Then, if you are really trying to empower women, I demand that this money not be given to organizations affiliated with the Catholic church. It's a misogynistic organization. Not to mention they seem to focus more on helping AIDS orphans than actually promoting healthy sexual habits among the population (no, abstinence isn't a sexual habit. It's a lack thereof.). Prevent the cause of so much suffering, don't slap a band-aid on there and say walk it off...Oh man, Laura, there is so much good you could do were you not Republican...


--I have been dreaming of reaching home after a variety of obstacles for 2 nights in a row now. Tonight I dreamt I was in a snowy labyrinth and had to walk through it barefoot, and go underground and avoid looming danger to make it home. Odd.

13 days.


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[info]beth_ers

July 14 2005, 05:53:14 UTC 6 years ago

In no particular order. I want to shove that microphone up her nose before she eats it. I've seen Depp look like a bloodless transexual before but true not lately. I like cheesecake too. I love Chemical Brothers. I don't know what that one picture is. That is all! :)

[info]aholl1225

July 14 2005, 09:36:53 UTC 6 years ago

Heh! You've got it all covered!

I assume you are referring to Laura Bush, or "Marmie Useless" as I will refer to her from now on. Agreed. I would say she needed a good beating if that weren't terribly wrong, and I am sure Georgie hit her a few times in his coke-fiend phase...

Which other movies was he a bloodless transsexual in? I know he was odd-looking in Edward Scissorhands, but that movie was amazing. He just looked dirty in What's Eating Gilbert Grape, lol...

Cheesecake wins, so do the Chemical Brothers. The picture is something being galvanized! Hope all is well!

♥!

[info]bonnevoix

July 14 2005, 09:43:04 UTC 6 years ago

the time has come to push the button. galvanize. da da da–strings! da da da–strings!

i <3 chemical brothers. my favorite song of theirs, however, is "out of control" featuring bernard summer (?) from new order. /music geekery.

i think the chocolate factory is for children. and the kiddies can't handle sexydepp. the guy has mellowed and wants to make lots of dinero for his probably way-too-cute kids with france's kylie minogue, miss vanessa paradis. hell, even her last name translates to paradise--how could she not be an actress/model with a last name like that? surely she must have changed it.

this was an overall snarkfill post, perhaps the snarkiest pop culture-related entry i've seen in a while.

i'd join in the fun but i've been working Xcore at my internship. lots of fun, of course, but it means i have zero time for my normal snark and chatting with peeps.

[info]aholl1225

July 15 2005, 13:08:15 UTC 6 years ago

I never really listened to much of there stuff. But I have been exposed more now, thanks to Yahoo Music!

Roald Dahl might have written for children, but his stuff is dark. I think the children could handle a bit of dark, sexy Depp, there was no need to make him into Michael Jackson. Because that's not dark, that's downright terrifying.

Yes, I have noticed an overall lack of Grubkova online. It sucks, but I am glad you are enjoying that internship!

[info]ickna

July 14 2005, 13:11:41 UTC 6 years ago

that cd hasn't left my cd player all week.

the only thing I can't stand is the left/right song. ugh.

[info]aholl1225

July 15 2005, 13:09:25 UTC 6 years ago

That is probably the only song I have heard from that CD. They're just not my normal listening style.

[info]compass_rose

July 14 2005, 13:37:50 UTC 6 years ago

A Labyrinth for Aaron

Through dangers untold and hardships unnumbered, I have fought my way here to the airplane beyond the German City to take back the life that you have stolen, for my will is as strong as yours, and my country is as great. You have no power over me.

Another thought...
Frisch weht der Wind
Der Heimat zu
Mein irisch Kind,
Wo weilest du?

~Tristan und Isolde: Act I, verses 5-8. Wagner


[info]aholl1225

July 15 2005, 13:12:28 UTC 6 years ago

Re: A Labyrinth for Aaron

Heh, indeed they don't have power over me! I think I will be able to make it back through that labyrinth from here!

[info]compass_rose

July 15 2005, 13:27:09 UTC 6 years ago

Re: A Labyrinth for Aaron

I hope you come visit Tampa sometime soon upon your return.

[info]aholl1225

July 15 2005, 13:28:49 UTC 6 years ago

Re: A Labyrinth for Aaron

I was planning on it! Some time in mid- to late-August!

[info]compass_rose

July 15 2005, 13:33:49 UTC 6 years ago

Re: A Labyrinth for Aaron

Yay. And thus, unto the nightclubs we shall commend ourselves. Our bodies made only to dance and to sweat and to ingest the bitters of alcohols. Verily we shall go forth, clad in black and perhaps sparkles, unto the bars of Ybor.

Oh yes, it will be fun indeed.

Mwahahaha.

[info]aholl1225

July 15 2005, 13:36:41 UTC 6 years ago

Re: A Labyrinth for Aaron

Hurrah for nightclubs! I have been to one (1) in my entire time here, and it sucked because the music, atmosphere, and people sucked. So, I can't wait.

Except for the bitters of alcohols, I legally have to wait for those...DAMMIT!

But yes, fun shall be had!

[info]ickna

July 14 2005, 15:02:10 UTC 6 years ago

additionally:

the DHL picture-- WTF

• the man is wearing tweed. HORRIBLE
• the woman's high beams are on

after britney pops out her facehugger of a baby, I hope the world realizes what a terrible thing has befallen it, and subsequently yoinks her baby maker and plugs her baby hatch with a cast-iron stopper.

as for Depp, I think they went a little overboard with the makeup and post-production - from what I've seen so far. Also, nobody will ever be able to put a spark into that character like Gene Wilder:

[info]aholl1225

July 15 2005, 13:15:38 UTC 6 years ago

Yes, well, that is the horror that is the German postal system. All tweed nipples, all the time.

And I was hoping that she'd've been spayed after the music video for "Do Somethin'," because my God, those genes need to be stopped. And Kevin Federline? Take him behind the barn and shoot him. This is what my grandfather always did to stray dogs who impregnated things...

And I totally agree about the new Charlie and the Chocolate Factory. It looks too over done. Gene Wilder was the best.

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[info]aholl1225

July 15 2005, 13:32:53 UTC 6 years ago

I am indeed coming home in 13 days! I am hella excited about it! I think the Friday right after I get back (on a Wednesday) I am going to go get myself set back up for a cellphone and all sorts of stuff like that. And am definitely going for some sushi.

[info]sandree

July 14 2005, 18:03:36 UTC 6 years ago

I will be happy to go eat turtle cheesecake with you babe! I've heard great things about Klingler's but never been able to convince anyone to go with me. I guess I just wasn't asking the right person! I can't wait to see you. My mom ate the big box of Godiva truffles I bought for your welcome home present, but it should be replaced by the time you get home! Love you lots!

[info]aholl1225

July 15 2005, 13:19:08 UTC 6 years ago

Heh, good! I always need a cheesecake eating partner when I go there, because her cheesecakes are so rich! You don't have to do any convincing, just tell me when to be there!

I love you lots too and can't wait to see you!
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