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Lame-U-Cational Cocksuckery
And Wooden Toy Emporium
Created on 2003-07-01 19:04:25 (#1154809), last updated 2007-12-26
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Basic Info| Name: | Professor Faggot Q. Boredom |
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| Birthdate: | 1984-12-25 |
| Location: | Birmingham, Alabama, United States |
| Website: | MySpace Profile |
BioOne day, I swear, I am going to get fed up with it all and move into the woods and build a cabin and spend the rest of my life canning vegetables, making baskets out of split cane, and playing the mandolin. Then, you know, some jackass from some bullshit artsy magazine will write about me and how I've "forged a unique path through life" and "refused to compromise myself" and led a quiet existence producing "intensely relevant folk art."
Wait, no, that's what I hallucinated that one time I drank 6 shots of espresso at work...
I pretty much have no idea what to do with myself most days, just smile, nod, and hope something great happens...Like that one time Lori and I got yelled at by a crack addict, or when I found out how awesome soy milk is. Or when I realized how easy playing Nine Ball on my cell phone could be...
David Bowie's "Space Oddity" always makes me cry, and I like the color green and making things with embroidery floss. I have a strange liking for straight razors and honestly think my world would stop spinning if there were no more Sweettarts...
Fecal matter is excrement--"poop." Excerpt from the Jefferson County Department of Health food-handler training booklet.
Wait, no, that's what I hallucinated that one time I drank 6 shots of espresso at work...
I pretty much have no idea what to do with myself most days, just smile, nod, and hope something great happens...Like that one time Lori and I got yelled at by a crack addict, or when I found out how awesome soy milk is. Or when I realized how easy playing Nine Ball on my cell phone could be...
David Bowie's "Space Oddity" always makes me cry, and I like the color green and making things with embroidery floss. I have a strange liking for straight razors and honestly think my world would stop spinning if there were no more Sweettarts...
Fecal matter is excrement--"poop." Excerpt from the Jefferson County Department of Health food-handler training booklet.
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Schools:
Samford University - Birmingham, AL (2002 - 2006)University of Alabama - Tuscaloosa, AL (2006 - present)
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